"After being heckled by the Hooters girls, Alice made up her mind that she would save her money, buy the Hooters, close it down, and turn it into a Michael's (the arts and crafts store), where it's the crafts, NOT THE WOMEN who are for decoration."

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"After striking out with a new cell phone clip, a canvas bag, the flat top mullet, and the wire rim glasses, Curtis finally lost his virginity after highlighting how amazing his ass looks in acid wash jean shorts." 

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"I appears that while during your Lasik Eye surgery, we accidentally left a rolled up t-shirt in your head.  The bad news is, that we need to go back into your head to remove it.  The good news is simple.  Free t-shirt."

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