Tuesday, March 18, 2008

"...you say you're here to talk, but in your chat log you asked, "Do you like executioners?"
  "Yes", she said, "what 14 year old girl doesn't like executioners?"
  You said, "good, because I want to execute you all night long!"
   "Can you execute me in the hot tub?" she says.
  "Yes", you say.
  Then you add that you will also execute her while she's quote "bent over the couch."
"Let me tell you what's going on.  I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC's "To Catch An Executioner."

Can you write a better caption?  Take a swig of that sweat tea and start writing!
   

1 comment:

Jeff! said...

Hello. . .my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.